he hated this.

person: hey i like that ban-
me: REALLY?
me: what's your favorite song
me: what's your favorite album
me: what's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping
That’s not how you get clean :p

My Dirty Little Secrets: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus...

keepmydirtylittlesecret:

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man…

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hoebrosincorperated:

OHMYGOD WHY. LOL.